How To Dump A Girl In 10 Days

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10 GOLDEN RULES TO FOLLOW

 
Never ever let her know your home address.

You should not meet her friends.  

Don't use your original phone number. Have a few spare mobile numbers.  

Never ever post or like anything in the "girls" profile but at the same time u should comment in your friends profile.

Don't be friends with her brother. It might end up in getting beaten up.  

When you start thinking of break up, you should get busy, less phone calls and less texts.  

Always break up over phone.

Always have a good reason or make up one. 

when u want to break up, pick up fight over even the smallest things and never give in at all.

 If she ever starts talking about engagement, marriage or having kids, its an alarm letting you know that "its time to dump her" or else it might end up hurting her big time.

 Last but not least"Never ever break up with out a back up."


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SMART WIFE



A woman has to go to america for a conference ,so her husband drives her to the airport..


"thank u, honey" she says.
"what would you like me to bring back for u??"

He laughs and says," An American girl"

when the conference is over,he meets her at the airport and asks, " So honey how was the trip??"

"very good she replies"

"and what happened to my present?"

"which present?" she says

"the one i asked for - an american girl"

"Oh that " she says " Well i did what i could. Now we have to wait nine months to see if its a girl.

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FUNNY INDIAN - MILLION DOLLARS COMEDY



A mayor wanted to build a Tower in his town. He called three different contractors to get some rates: a Chineese, an French and an Indian.


Chineese: It will cost 3 million dollars
Mayor: Why?
Chineese: 1 million in labor, 1.5 million in materials and 0.5 million in profit to me


French: It will cost 5 million dollars. 2 million in labor, 2 million in materials and 1 million in profit to me


Indian: It will cost 9 million dollars
Mayor: That’s absurd! How do you justify it?
Indian: 3 million to you, 3 million to me and 3 million to the Germans to build the Tower.
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SMART HUSBAND

 
Wife (on the phone): Where the hell are
you,?
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Husband: Darling, you remember that
jewellery shop where you saw
that necklace and totally fell in love with it
and I didn' t have money that time and I told
you, "Baby, it' ll be yours one day!"
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Wife: Yeah, yeah, I remember, my love!
.
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Husband: I am at the bar just next to that
shop..
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He was a unique manager because he had several waiters who had followed him around from restaurant to restaurant. The reason the waiters followed Michael was because of his attitude. He was a natural motivator. If an employee was having a bad day, Michael was there telling the employee how to look on the positive side of the situation.
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kasargod(India) Endosulfan Tragedy

we know the nagasaki and hiroshima incident, we know bhopal gas tragedy, these are well known facts which caused thousands of death,But there is a less known fact endosulfan. what is endosulfan?
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