FUNNY INDIAN - MILLION DOLLARS COMEDY



A mayor wanted to build a Tower in his town. He called three different contractors to get some rates: a Chineese, an French and an Indian.


Chineese: It will cost 3 million dollars
Mayor: Why?
Chineese: 1 million in labor, 1.5 million in materials and 0.5 million in profit to me


French: It will cost 5 million dollars. 2 million in labor, 2 million in materials and 1 million in profit to me


Indian: It will cost 9 million dollars
Mayor: That’s absurd! How do you justify it?
Indian: 3 million to you, 3 million to me and 3 million to the Germans to build the Tower.