SMART HUSBAND

 

Wife (on the phone): Where the hell are
you,?
.
Husband: Darling, you remember that
jewellery shop where you saw
that necklace and totally fell in love with it
and I didn' t have money that time and I told
you, "Baby, it' ll be yours one day!"
.
Wife: Yeah, yeah, I remember, my love!
.
.
Husband: I am at the bar just next to that
shop..